The difference in live energy and unimaginable death took place in the space of only a millisecond. Leaning one way or the other did not result in favorable outcomes either. It was this precision that was the tenet of Rot Blast's musical odyssey.

From the icy realm of Xeeroks came The Thing! Was it organic? Was it sentient? Dear Audionauts, we might never know whether beatmaker The Thing was a cute furry Quby or a horrifying Zurloor and this was because The Thing was whatever it needed to be.

Luna Del Ray had been born under the rays of a brilliant Moon Beam, the rarest of celestial events. Light from two suns must intersect at the precise moment in order to thrust the reflection from any moon towards the planet it orbits. Luna was of poor stock; her family a long line of muck farmers.

Happy New Earth Year! For those who celebrate Planet X Day, we wish you our sincerest condolences. For, you see, dear Audionauts, Planet X is not a place you want to be. Every year, on January 1st, a portal somewhere in the universe splits open, revealing the terrifying, nightmare-soaked world of Planet X.