Luna Del Ray had been born under the rays of a brilliant Moon Beam, the rarest of celestial events. Light from two suns must intersect at the precise moment in order to thrust the reflection from any moon towards the planet it orbits. Luna was of poor stock; her family a long line of muck farmers.

Happy New Earth Year! For those who celebrate Planet X Day, we wish you our sincerest condolences. For, you see, dear Audionauts, Planet X is not a place you want to be. Every year, on January 1st, a portal somewhere in the universe splits open, revealing the terrifying, nightmare-soaked world of Planet X.