The Cosmic Meats Consortium distributes approved beats at the request and approval of Lord Prosect. Creatures shall vote on each song’s preservation or execution, to be forever cemented in intergalactic infamy.
We are the Cosmic Meats Consortium!
Calling all Audionauts! We know you feel betrayed by the Intergalactic Beets Project and their propensity to clandestinely distribute music across the Universe in direct violation of Lord Prosect's glorious Amendment 625B. It is a sickening display of ineptitude that compels them to put utter refuse across the airwaves and into your brainwaves. We have taken over a portion of the IBP’s website and gained control over its internal broadcasts.
Our benevolent Lord Prosect understands this temptation and has created an ingenious solution to stem the tide of curiosity and no longer cede the marketplace of potential control to the gormless members of the Intergalactic Beets Project.
This is why he has generously conscripted us to disseminate a further amendment to his original decree: Amendment 625B shall immediately include a clause to allow the consumption of music, tunes, beats, and melodies pre-approved by Lord Prosect and the new wing of his distribution network, hereby referred to as The Comic Meats Consortium.
Reject the Intergalactic Beets Project and behold the CMC in all its glory! Music shall be deposited weekly into your shuttle’s receiver network via Judicial Credits. Creatures shall be allowed to vote if a song becomes an official part of the Cosmic Meats Consortium's discography or if the beat is incinerated along with the originating artist, never to permeate the Void again.
Songs saved from execution shall forever be associated with the CMC and will be non-transferable unless permitted by future edict of Lord Prosect.