The Ballad Of Lester Roquefort
Orion
Original Release Date: 03/24/2608
The Conveyor Belt Galaxy was known primarily for one thing: food production. Aglaophotis, moly, raskovnik, tartary, austras koks, yggdrasil, everything you can imagine ingesting for breakfast, second breakfast, lurnch, dinor, teatom, and yes, even snirk, was grown here and distributed across the universe. Part of the appeal of each product was the unique branding and advertising that accompanied it. One such campaign was fronted by a mysterious playboy named Lester Roquefort. His product, a very stinky, moldy cheese, was not necessarily the focus of the commercials, but his seemingly rock star life as a traveling musician. Little did consumers know, that they were telepathically being sold the smelly byproduct in a technique that later became known as ECP, or extra cheesy perception. While Lester himself was fictional, Orion, a former superstar in her own right as the lead singer of Three Sisters, was the genius behind the music, the look, and even the continuing story. Only a few songs were ever produced but the compilation The Ballad Of Lester Roquefort became a “conveyor belt” classic, being sold at checkout counters across the universe.
Original Database Entry: The fictional Lester Roquefort is actually the brainchild of Beltway artist Orion, a cheese enthusiast who marketed his business with tasty beats, making this "conveyor belt" album a bit of a rarity these days.
Side A
The Cheese Bleus
Sharp/Mild
Side B
Whine & Dine
Floating To The Top